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The Unicorn's Anatomy. by mutleyjames The Unicorn's Anatomy. by mutleyjames
Remember - should a unicorn get close enough to touch you with it's pingers then you are most likely dead.

In the unlikely circumstance you live in spite of the odds, thrust several fingers into the gonophore sphincter, wherein two or more eggs are likely to be exiting during its excitable state. This should agitate the unicorn enough momentarily allowing you to escape being impaled on the wildly flailing bile duct.
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niwanda99 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
I think I just peed myself.
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evillion21 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thorax is what made me laugh..
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PonsonbyBritt Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
There is a small but vital typo in your last line. It should read:

"This should agitate the unicorn enough momentarily allowing you to escape, by being impaled on the wildly flailing bile duct." O:)
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Rodrigo-Vega Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2011  Professional General Artist
.. what
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DRAKERE Featured By Owner May 13, 2011
oh, i love this, it is brilliant :P
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AmnioticOef Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011
This is hilarious, for some reason the understated "crest" is what cracked me up the most :D .
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lovelifelight Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2011  Student General Artist
..why is there a hand sticking out of its butt?

also, i am taking your finger-thrusting advice seriously. better work when i encounter one!
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SarahDaktyl Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
good lord i will never look at unicorns the same.
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milo2 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2010
why does 'pinger' make me laugh SO HARD. 8D
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caramitten Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
Truly fascinating beasts. *adjusts monocle*
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