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The Unicorn's Anatomy. by mutleyjames The Unicorn's Anatomy. by mutleyjames
Remember - should a unicorn get close enough to touch you with it's pingers then you are most likely dead.

In the unlikely circumstance you live in spite of the odds, thrust several fingers into the gonophore sphincter, wherein two or more eggs are likely to be exiting during its excitable state. This should agitate the unicorn enough momentarily allowing you to escape being impaled on the wildly flailing bile duct.
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niwanda99 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
I think I just peed myself.
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evillion21 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thorax is what made me laugh..
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PonsonbyBritt Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
There is a small but vital typo in your last line. It should read:

"This should agitate the unicorn enough momentarily allowing you to escape, by being impaled on the wildly flailing bile duct." O:)
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Rodrigo-Vega Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2011  Professional General Artist
.. what
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DRAKERE Featured By Owner May 13, 2011
oh, i love this, it is brilliant :P
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AmnioticOef Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011
This is hilarious, for some reason the understated "crest" is what cracked me up the most :D .
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lovelifelight Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2011  Student General Artist
..why is there a hand sticking out of its butt?

also, i am taking your finger-thrusting advice seriously. better work when i encounter one!
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SarahDaktyl Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
good lord i will never look at unicorns the same.
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milo2 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2010
why does 'pinger' make me laugh SO HARD. 8D
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caramitten Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
Truly fascinating beasts. *adjusts monocle*
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:icondaughterofbastet:
daughterofbastet Featured By Owner May 23, 2010
o.o Eep.
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Lycan-fennex Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2010  Student General Artist
hehe.....awesome. I never knew how vile these creatures are...... must stay away from them....
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crceres Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2010
Oh my. What a revelation.
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kutyus-REX Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I always knew there was something sinister behind all those fluffy white manes and big glistening eyes.....
Uhg. They're revolting.
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H2Omellon Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2009
Awesome...hahaha:D LMAO
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:iconpaimonerra:
Paimonerra Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2009
God damn, people should make a public service announcement about these things! They're dangerous!! :0
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commander-salamander Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
What about it's hoogers? Are they any more dangerous than the pingers?
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DaveVIII Featured By Owner May 18, 2009
I have been writting about remotly sensing moisture content of soils from satellite mounted devices for 8 hours for a presentation I have to give tomoro. Quite frankly this is hilarious. this may have prevented me offing myself with a blunt object to avoid the next 60 years of my life as an environmental scientist. Superb!!!!
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kutyus-REX Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol. Maybe I'll feel the same way once I get to college and start studying biology.
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KileysRainbow Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2009
EPIC WIN
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:iconinukage-okami:
Inukage-Okami Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Epic freaking win dammit!!!
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Mesenquima Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2009
Hence, we can see that unicorns aren't very different than us...
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felflowne Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2009
Man, I'm seeing them in a whole new light! O.o Brilliant and original work!
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sighthoundlady Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is awesome!
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:iconmutleyjames:
mutleyjames Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2009
Rockin'! Thankyou!
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:iconmakani:
makani Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2009
LMFAO xD
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:icontemphis:
Temphis Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2009  Professional General Artist
Oh hell yeah.
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jaredafrica Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awesome, love the silk gland and the eye sac.
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TheChairmanOfAwesome Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2009
Eye sac.

Yes.
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Sadboy-Elchicotriste Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2009
sick.like it:clap:
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Kagrabular Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2009
Fanfreakingtastic
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