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Valentines for the ApocalypseI couldn't really tell you why, but I often find myself stopping at those old traffic lights.
Even though I know no one is coming, that no one would care if I simply kept driving.
After all, wouldn't you want to live a normal life? I certainly would.
Being the last man on Earth isn't all it's cracked up to be.
I'm able to do anything I want, at any time. I have the world at my finger tips.
But as the saying goes; if a tree falls in a wood, and no one is around to hear it…

Does it make a sound?

No. It does not.

What does it matter if I may do so many spectacular things if I have no one to share it with?
Why would I want to c

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The Unicorn's Anatomy.by ~mutleyjames

Anthro / Digital Media / Drawings

Remember - should a unicorn get close enough to touch you with it's pingers then you are most likely dead.

In the unlikely circumstance you live in spite of the odds, thrust several fingers into the gonophore sphincter, wherein two or more eggs are likely to be exiting during its excitable state. This should agitate the unicorn enough momentarily allowing you to escape being impaled on the wildly flailing bile duct.

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~evillion21 Mar 21, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Thorax is what made me laugh..

~PonsonbyBritt Dec 1, 2011

There is a small but vital typo in your last line. It should read:

"This should agitate the unicorn enough momentarily allowing you to escape, by being impaled on the wildly flailing bile duct." O